01The arcade

Seven games.One leaderboard.

A real arcade wired into a CV. Every sound on this page is synthesised in your browser — no audio files, no autoplay, nothing starts until you press Start.

Scores are public

Ship It Inc.: a low-poly garage office with design and frontend desks, a server rack with a launch pad, and clients queueing at reception

New · 3D sim

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Ship It Inc.

Run a dev agency out of a garage. Carry client briefs from desk to desk, launch finished sites by rocket, and spend what they pay on upgrades. A full-screen 3D tycoon game, built entirely from code: no model files, no sound files.

Low-poly 3D
Phone + desktop
Synth sound

Launch game

Full Stack

Drop each layer of a product onto the tower. Overhang gets cut.

glitch-9000 says: “Still reading the instructions? Cute.”

floors0perfect streak0best—

localhost → production

Build the whole stack.

Tap, click or press space to drop each layer. Whatever hangs over the edge gets cut.

Three perfect drops in a row and the slab starts growing back.

no personal best yet

Full Stack — world top 10

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02Talk to the machine

GLITCH-9000 willjudge you.

A bot with zero manners and strong opinions about your reflexes. Ask it anything. Regret it.

GLITCH-9000

certified hater · online · judging you

Scores are public. Personal bests stay on your device.